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What They Said: Favorite Lines from Community “Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy”

Photo Credit: Adam Taylor/NBC

Writer: Andy Bobrow

  • "White people problems."
  • "We like him a lot so you’re not allowed to bone him."
  • "Who am I kidding? I should be putting this right on my thighs."
  • "Easy peasy lemon squeezy."
  • "Exactly like Britney Spears. Hit me with your genie’s bottle…rub it all over me…"
  • "You’re not allowed." "Not allowed?" "You’ll ruin him." "I’ll ruin him?" "Stop repeating!" "Stop repea…primanding me and explain why I’ll ruin him."
  • "I ruined Jeff?" "Oh you mean Jeff "nipple play" Winger? No. As you can see we’re still hanging out with him. How’s it going, Jeff?"
  • "Parental rights. You’re adopting me?"
  • "Between you and me, I don’t Chang a lot of chicks."
  • "Ugh, girls are so un-desensitized."
  • "Oh hey, is that a reason to leave?"
  • "I know you’re not going to make a pregnant woman run. I know you’re not going to make a pregnant woman walk this distance between us."
  • "Yes, Luka, maybe we do. May…be…we…do." "Would you please leave?" "I don’t want to play anymore." "I feel sick." "She’s strange."
  • "Man, listen. I’ve been a father for 11 years. And a good one for nine of those."
  • "That would mean you guys would have to stop hanging out…NO!!!!" "We have video of you taking the DVD, Britta." "What?"
  • "Luka’s a monster for realzies!"
  • "In what war is he a criminal? The battle for our affections?"
  • "Who are these tiny people?"
  • "Winger, thank God you’re all right, I’ve been looking all o…" "Hey Tracy, whassup, baby?"
  • "We learned that in that movie we saw with all those dinosaurs." "Jurassic Park?" "No, It’s Complicated.”
  • "I’m sorry to you…you…Officer Baby."
  • "Britta, there’s a difference between telling us a guy likes nipple play and telling us a guy makes hats out of babies."—Tina Charles
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